Was chatting with a fren last night over the msn...Below was a censored part of one of the topics we crapped about...Found it quite hilarious thou~ Just for fun, anyway.
me: hmm, be a contract artiste lo...
xy:harr,dun wan lar, no freedom arr!
me:then go enter singing contest or go for modellin...
xy:aiyar, u aso kw i cant sing geh lar, sumore whr got the criteria to be a model orh?
me:sing like william hung la, sure famous one...or shoot some controversial picha,lol...
xy:weyy,so bad arr u!wan me to get malu arr?
me: if not how to be famous? u must be dare to show off la...
xy: sure gt sum easy way geh, u so smart pls think for me lar!
me: sure got geh, find a rich husband and be a rich 'tai tai' lo. can buy tis and tat, sure many fren envy u and start flatterin...
xy: aiyor, dat one nid to 'invest' and time to nurture geh lar! Got instant one mou?
me: instant way to be famous ah? let me think first...
xy: zzz......
me:u sure u got the gut to do this ah?
xy: 100% sure boleh lar! faster tel me......
me: go take some pills, cut your wrist ( ensure it's deep enough) and jump off a tall building ( must be super high punya ah)...and tmr u wil b the main cover of all newspapers,kakaka ^^
xy:wtf,ask me to suicide arr? wut kind of idea is dis orh?
me: u said u want instant famous ma...
xy:no nid to die aso gar!
me: no pain no gain la babe...
xy: then i dun wan ler )=
me: rofl...
There's no free lunch in the world without paying for it. If you want something badly, work hard for it! xoxo...
